Some Different Types' FullForm

Do we know actual full form of some words??? 
¤ News paper =
North East West South past and present events report.
¤ Chess =
Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
¤ Cold =
Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
¤ Joke =
Joy of Kids Entertainment.
¤ Aim =
Ambition in Mind.
¤ Date =
Day and Time Evolution.
¤ Eat =
Energy and Taste.
¤ Tea =
Taste and Energy Admitted.
¤ Pen =
Power Enriched in Nib.
¤ Smile =
Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.
¤ Bye =
Be with you Everytime.
=》share these meanings as majority of us don't know these.